(Source: fattybolger)
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There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
(Source: cannnibalisticsandwich)
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
tips on how to impress a girl:
- dress like joe biden
- show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia
- talk like joe biden
- show her your joe biden tattoo
- be joe biden
(Source: tupuc)